What I learned yesterday

Here's what I learned yesterday...
Ants are smarter than one would think, and sneaky and organized too...
Dogs shouldn't eat Borax because it costs me $65 to find out what to do.
My Lhasa Apso has an iron stomach, if I knew this earlier, I wouldn't have spent $65.
Borax, or possibly peroxide, acts as an aphrodisiac to my stoopid dog.
I can only protect the other (female) dog for so long, as soon as my back was turned the Lhasa gave it to her.
She was not impressed by his love making skills (or one would assume lack thereof).